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The Pootin Files is satire containing macho dominance, cold intimidation and one permanently shirtless bear. It contains no real violence and depicts no real person. Confirm you are 18 or over.

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FILE 11 · THE SILOVIKI STARE · PARTICIPATION IS VOLUNTARY

Four bears are looking at you

They will not speak. They will not move first. They have never been filmed sitting down.

You win by doing absolutely nothing. The clock counts up for as long as you manage it. There is no other objective and there is no way to score faster.

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Move the mouse and the session ends.
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Scroll, type, tap or click and the session ends.
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Switch tab or minimise and the session ends. They notice.

$POOTIN has not launchedIt has no contract address. This room is a staring contest, not a market — if you find a $POOTIN contract, it is not this.

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SESSION TERMINATED · RECORDED

You moved

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SECONDS OF STILLNESS

YOUR BEST · — ATTEMPTS · 1

“The Bear Always Lands on Top”

"Save the indictment" downloads a PNG image card of this result to your device — nothing is uploaded, there is no server round-trip. Share it yourself, anywhere you like. Your best time is stored in this browser only; there is no account and no leaderboard — if one ever exists it will be built and said so plainly. $POOTIN has not launched and has no contract address.

The room stays open. The file stays on you. Come back when you think you can do nothing better.